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Post by Colleen White on Jan 17, 2008 17:21:06 GMT -5
Ten Surefire Signs That You've Been Spending Too Much Time In The Wine Cellar By W. R. Tish
10. When someone asks how your weekend was, you grin and say "I'd give it a 93!"
9. The thought of getting a "Shiraz Dude" tattoo has crossed your mind.
8. Your cats are named Corky and Tannin.
7. Your kids are named Robert, Parker and Junior.
6. You wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming that phylloxera got ahold of your garden.
5. You prefer Viognier to Viagra.
4. You keep your pens and pencils in a Riedel glass.
3. You can't wait for your kids to go away to college so you can turn a spare bedroom into a temperature-controlled wine vault.
2. There's nothing you fear more than volatile acidity.
1. That really is a corkscrew in your pocket.
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